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ArthurDent 
CxK - Member
Dabei seit: 02.11.2007
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1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.
2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.
3. You have more wives than teeth.
4.. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon "unclean."
5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.
7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.
8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least two.
10. You've always had a crush on your neighbor's goat.
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Wer hier nicht seinen Verstand verliert ...... hat keinen!
Neun von zehn Stimmen in meinem Kopf sagen mir ich wäre
nicht verrückt. Die zehnte Stimme summt nur leise die Melodie
von Tetris.
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10.07.2009 09:06 |
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MarduK
Gast
Dabei seit: 06.11.2007
Beiträge: 1.099
Herkunft: Babylon sumerischer Zeit
Teamname: CxK RLS
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muahh ... allah akbar
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Wär's noch so ehern, noch so stark, stark bis ins tiefste Knochenmark,
Wir stürmen es, wir dringen ein, zerbrechen Tor und Mauerstein
CxK
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